YOU MAY BE A FARMER IF……

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife does.

You wave at every vehicle passing by whether or not you know the occupants.

You have ever had to wash off in the back yard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.

You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.

You have used a tractor front-end loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.

You have animals living in buildings more expensive than your house.

Over half of your clothing comes from feed or seed dealers.

The meaning of true love is that she’ll ride in the tractor with you..

You know cow pies aren’t made of beef.

The most watched and anticipated program on TV is the Weather Report.

You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.

The one thing you love most next to your wife and dog is your John Deere.

You don’t call it DIRT…..you call it soil.

Your favorite stop in town is the Rural King because of the free pop corn.

You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.

The prettiest site you can see are thunder clouds in the West.

You have enough ball caps to match every shirt you own, but you only wear one so you don’t get the others dirty.

You have eaten many a meal on the back of a pick-up tailgate.

You can remember when your grandfather worked all day to farm what you can cover in one hour today.

Your biggest social events are auctions and farm dinners at local agriculture dealers.

You’ve made it BIG TIME when you get the name of your farm put on the side of your farm truck.

You know many of your farmer buddies who flunked retirement and had to keep on farming.

More than once you've came in from feeding the cattle or hogs and you're wife complained about the smell, and you replied, "Honey, it smells like Money to me.."